As soon as you put any type of website online, even if it’s only your shopping list, your inbox will immediately be flooded with SEO spam of the most obnoxious kind, written and sent by by people born around Web 2.0 and living somewhere prior to Web 0.0. They let you know that they (personally, of course) had a look at your website and will help you move your website up in Google ranking(s) immediately. What the hell is wrong with these people? Not only are they ten times worse than the Nigerian spam mafia or the penis-enlargement spamheads, but they also believe that people who put anything whatsoever online actually care about Google (I sure as sh*t don’t), other search engines (really?), back links and all the other demented stuff 99% in reality couldn’t give a rat’s ass about.
There’s a saying here in Germany stating that if you don’t amount to much, you should become a teacher. The comparative form of that is surely that if you suck at absolutely everything available on this planet, you should become an SEO “expert”.
Good f*cking grief.
Get a life!