Suicide Bombers

“Suicide Bombing.
There’s a bright idea.
Every time there’s a bang, the world’s a wanker short.
Fucking idiots!

I want to see the instructor: “Right lads, I’m only going to show you this once!
Fucking pricks!

And it depends on what newspaper you read how many virgins you get for blowing yourself up. How are you going to shag them when you’re now flying mince?

There’s all different numbers. There’s 17 virgins, there’s 20 virgins, there’s 40 virgins … but my favorite was 53. That was proof to me there’s a committee involved somewhere. 53 fucking virgins. The very thought of 53 fucking virgins … It’s a nightmare!

It’s not a fucking present, it’s not a fucking prize! That’s a punishment!
Give me two fire breathing whores any day of the week.”

Posted by Volkher Hofmann

Volkher Hofmann (deus62) has been blogging on and off since the 1990s and is all that is left. He loves music, literature, drumming and, most of all, real life. He thinks the open web is much more important than social networks, closed-in ecosystems and other severely commercialized online endeavors.

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