I have absolutely no idea what it takes to even come up with this one, but ever since a trillion years ago, this has been my favorite song title:
“Yank Me and Crank Me, But Don’t Wake Up and Thank Me …”
P.S.: Ted Nugent turned into a totally right-wing nutcase (or your average borderline psycho, take your pick) decades ago, but I don’t care. You can’t pry this double-live LP “[…] from my cold, dead hands.” Try it, if you dare.